Just Say Yes
Written By Sandra Tsing Loh
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Wednesday morning
Here's the deal we strike — a deal which, I grant you, is possible only for mothers who work at home. If Susannah is going to insist on playing hooky day after day, I'll be resetting the mommy-and-me bar low, waaay low. There will be (yes, here comes a . . .) No more unending teeny-tiny-doll tea parties together. Spend whole days with your mom instead of at preschool, and you're going to get quantity time, not quality time.
"Staying home with me is not going to be fun," I warn, "because today I have errands." But here's the thing. My kid knows she's getting away with murder. And now she and her mom are driving off together once again, which, for a little girl who has always been the lesser half of a two-pack, feels pink-unicorn special.
Grocery shopping is actually fun with my suddenly sunny and helpful companion. Susannah rummages through the fruit section for me (see — now it's purposeful rummaging) to pick out the most beautiful red apples. I'm warmed by a recollection of myself, in the '60s, in my mother's grocery cart, riding shotgun with the beef brisket. Poor-quality time with cholesterol-rich food from the frozen-meat section — such happy memories.
Thursday morning
Again with the preschool hooky. And there were probably other new horrific yeses I don't remember.
Friday afternoon
How long can a 4-year-old lounge pashalike on pillows watching television without growing restless? The answer is 3 hours and 45 minutes (Yes) before they begin to get peckish. That's the secret to limiting television time — don't feed them!
Also, by now Susannah has been watching TV for so long, we've rounded the horn of noon, meaning the familiar harbors of JoJo's Circus and Dragon Tales have given way to more obscure shows starring unfamiliar rabbits in grating colors and bickering sock puppets from Canada. (And indeed, by next week, even preschool sounds interesting again — given that it is full of kids, painting, songs, bugs, fun, and even a rabbit. A live one!)
Having achieved television boredom, Susannah is now fixated on the idea of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Making one. Before I know it, a knife is out. But I force myself to relax — Yes. (It's a butter knife, so unless she actually plunges it into her own eye . . .) Finally, I let her do what she's always begging to do — make her own sandwich with an actual knife for smearing, spreading, jabbing. It takes her almost 20 minutes (not a bad thing when you're trying to fill the day), and it's a bit asymmetrical, but the whole time, Susannah is wonderfully engrossed. She devours her wobbly masterpiece to the last crumb.
Saturday morning
How much candy can a child actually consume? Yes again. It depends on the form it takes, and how much stamina she has for it. At the grocery store, I let Susannah pick out some candy, and she chooses a strange treat where you poke a stick into some purple sugary powder and then lick it. Stick, lick, stick, lick. It's fun but a lot of work. In the end she barely finishes half. Moral: Encourage candy that requires diligence.
Sunday evening
So here's what I've learned after my week of turning no to yes. The first is that while Susannah is my baby, she is no longer a baby. At 4, I need to give her room to spread her wings a little — to explore, play with a more varied set of tools (like a butter knife). Frustration builds when you cut curious children off before they even start.
I have to practice that Finding Nemo-esque Zen of letting my daughter probe a little farther out in the ocean than I might like. In the week to come, she will get her fingertip stuck in the horizontal sliding bedroom window (which she was experimenting with). It won't be quite the dramatically cracked skull and rolling eyeballs I've always promised, but she will wail, get a bandage, the finger will end up fine . . . and oh, miracle of miracles, she won't go near that window again. Our Scooby Doo minibandage moment ends up saving hours of emotional wear and tear, and unlike my usual Þrehose stream of no's, will be effective.
The second value of occasionally switching from no to yes is to vary the day's rhythm, especially in those crankalicious doldrums of early evening. Over our week of yes, a vigorous late-afternoon installment of the running game (fueled by, yes, ice cream . . . for all of us!) drew — surprise — an accidental hit in the stomach. "Get Maddy!" Susannah howled. "Get her!" "Okay, honey," I said in my gentle Buddhist voice. "You want me to 'get' her. Should I go punch her right now? In the nose? Fast punch? Slow punch? Three punches — boom-boom-boom?" Now we're both giggling and she's forgotten what she was mad about.
Which brings us to the eternal magic bullet of paying extra attention and taking extra time. After our week of yes, I came to realize how often my no comes because I'm trying to make the quickest progress from point A to point B, whereas my 4-year-old wants to noodle down the garden path toward points C, D . . . maybe even Q.
For Susannah, there are no straight-ahead tasks — everything is open to interpretation, a challenge, a puzzle, a game. She loves playful engagement. And so, regarding the ever problematic getting-dressed-in-the-morning issue, Susannah and I have developed a routine we call "I pick, you pick." Like a palace valet, I bring three choices of everything — tops, bottoms, socks, shoes. Susannah whispers to me which one I should pick. I point and say loudly (and bossily), "I pick the blue socks!" She retorts, "I pick the pink!" We laugh hysterically, then she picks up the pink socks and puts them on. The whole thing takes 90 seconds.
As for the dreaded television (and computer games), the fact is, at this age anyway, they prefer the company of their parents. Indeed, right now someone's tugging on my leg for a game of Strawberry Shortcake rummy, which, frankly, I loathe. The rules change every minute, there's a lot of weeping, and all the pink cards seem mysteriously sticky.
But my girls won't be this small forever. One day they will be teens, dead set on avoiding us. One day I will miss our endlessly unfolding days together — even the poor quality time of, if not grocery shopping for frozen brisket, Strawberry Shortcake rummy.
At the same time, for this Sunday night moment, fortunately . . . Yes! Here comes their dad.
About the Author
Sandra Tsing Loh writes humorous memoirs (A Year in Van Nuys), scores music for film, performs in one-woman shows, and, now, says yes to her girls whenever possible.
